Raat Ko Sapne Me || Santa Banta Hindi Funny Jokes


Santa: Dekh teri bibi ko saanp kaat raha hai..
Banta: “Abe wo kaat nahi raha”
Uska zahar khatm ho gaya hai to recharge karne aaya hai !!!

Raat Ko Sapne Me || Santa Banta Hindi Funny Jokes

Santa Banta Hindi Majedar Jokes 

Sabta: abe tu yaha baitha hai…
Tere dost ki death ho gayi hai, Tu gaya jyun hai??
Banta: uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nahi !!
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Santa:  Raat ko sapne me ek chudail kabhi mere aage..
To kabhi mere picche ghum rahi thi.
Banta: Kaun sa spna tha?
Santa: Meri shaadi ka….
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Santa: batao bibi or gaadi me kya fark hai?
Banta: ek bigadti hai to band ho jaati hai…

Dusri kharab hoti hai to shuru ho jati hai…
  😉😋😜

Santa ko uska sasur juto se maar raha tha
Banta : Kyu maar rahe ho?
Sasur : Maine ise Hospital se SMS kiya Tum baap ban gaye ho.
Isne apne sare dosto ko forward kar diya!!!
  😉😋😜

Santa – Yaar banta tune pure toilet me tatty kyu kar di?
Banta – Yaar ye mobile bhi na!
Santa – Kya hua?
Banta – Tune “IDEA” ka ad nahi dekha
“WALK when u TALK”

Raat Ko Sapne Me || Santa Banta Hindi Funny Jokes Raat Ko Sapne Me || Santa Banta Hindi Funny Jokes Reviewed by Admin on May 05, 2018 Rating: 5

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